No, we don’t know the offside rule and no, we don’t care. 

This style may make you look the part, but we do not (we repeat not) make any promises that it’ll improve your catching skills. The dress is made up of a cotton t-shirt which is layered with a vest dress that’s connected at the shoulder, in contrasting blue mesh. It has striped, rib trims at both the neckline and armholes, and goes into a tiered, ruffle skirt that falls at the knee. On the chest, there’s printed and embroidered embellishments, then on the cuff is an Oaf pip label. Style with our Racing Stripes Bowling Bag, white socks and Ballet Sneakers - you’ll be ready for your prime position as benchwarmer.